today, i was presented with a choice…

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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GIF OF THE WEEK: Hardcore Japanese Ballerinas.

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The Ballad Of The Salad - “Sunshine”

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Trying to sneakily take your friend’s food

But you end up making it obvious 

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“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

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